bought a new calendar and feelin so on top of my shit

12:18 am, 0 notes

alldaftnopunk:

gangstapayne:

liam1payne:

The Jonas brothers suck

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for everyone wondering what the fuck that quote is from, here ya go

12:17 am, 171,743 notes
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officialunitedstates:

all good breakfast food starts with b

  • bacon
  • bagel
  • bread
  • bran muffin
  • beggs
  • bsausage

11:41 pm, 17,796 notes

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

11:41 pm, 68,687 notes
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bluebitchhorse:

thanks youtube

adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

11:40 pm, 373,761 notes

catholicnun:

i think i dropped myself as a baby

11:40 pm, 191,387 notes

fffc:

got a masters degree in being ignored

11:38 pm, 473,238 notes
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tablethirtyfour:

youngspiritofsin:

if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

Or you have a ball gag. In which case you might be with the right person.

11:38 pm, 146,583 notes

childhoodgames:

my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket

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YOU’RE NOT A CAT

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YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT

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11:37 pm, 349,282 notes
Disney Characters WITH/WITHOUT Facial Hair

lezbos-b-hellacray:

lordofdarknessandkittens:

chill-your-bones:

It’s the Disney characters you know and love…but with the added bonus of facial hair (or without it) !

Gallery

okay, i’m sorry, but Gaston though…

If Aladdin had some chest hair with that beard I’d so tap that
No homo
Only anal

Omfg that comment tho, “no homo only anal” im done

11:35 pm, 4,149 notes