punnier:

velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets

6:06 am, 18,652 notes

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

10:48 pm, 571,795 notes

subsiding:

*posts selfie*
*reblogs entire dashboard hoping nobody saw*

10:48 pm, 19,760 notes
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illkim:

Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*

Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it

image

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snorlaxatives:

i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins

7:21 pm, 414,909 notes
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suspend:

eats when im sad, sad when i eat

6:47 pm, 338,385 notes

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

6:47 pm, 899,879 notes

foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

6:47 pm, 263,732 notes