reblog | 22432 | Saturday

britishprostitute:

britishprostitute:

i love riding d*cks

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12:36 pm, 335,077 notes

suspend:

why are boys hot and cute like wtf take a break

12:35 pm, 282,948 notes

bombing:

dantheman2033:

bombing:

if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes

Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes

i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong

12:35 pm, 30,400 notes
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kushandwizdom:

ThisLoveQuote

ofpousseys:

"you’re so full of yourself" no i had a lot of insecurites and a low self esteem which i worked extremely hard to overcome and now i realize that im awesome and i dont care if you think otherwise

12:33 pm, 244,721 notes

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later

12:33 pm, 988,813 notes

du4ne:

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

12:32 pm, 645,345 notes
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perksofbeingchinese:

inbalanced:

f4me:

this had 3k notes last night??? ok 

bringing this back


WHERE DID THE HAIR GO THOUGH

muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

12:30 pm, 282,103 notes

angel:

You have an ugly personality and I don’t want to be your friend. 

12:30 pm, 7,542 notes

aveaucado:

do you like my blog?

a) yes
b) a
c) b

12:29 pm, 160,686 notes